Beth L.
elarocca: @kirs10chan OMG, how crazy!? so sorry about your car but glad only kitty and not kirs was in it!!
elarocca: @leetlelauren hope everything is ok! rest up and feel better=)
elarocca: the benefits of a 8 minute commute to work were fully realized this morning when i woke up at 7:23 for my job that starts at 8am!
elarocca: Individuals I’ve spotted today using their 1st amendment right to assemble and petition their govt: tapdancers, DDR advocates and bagpipers
elarocca: my moon must be in a "very hungry" phase
elarocca: priceless testiomony about children being so much like bobbleheads that wearing a motorcycle helmet endangers them in a crash. wtf.
elarocca: Just witnessed the miracle of a sea monkey birth!
elarocca: description of the state of the IL budget from the senate floor: "fiscal anarchy"
elarocca: heading to dinner and drinks at the governor's mansion! Oh, and a comedian=)
elarocca: why wasn't any of this scott lee cohen stuff publicized Before the primary?!
elarocca: me want smoke monster!!
elarocca: just created a "genital mutilation" folder at work. yikes.
elarocca: do not assume your landlord telling you to switch the power to your name is an invitation to sit on it for a while.
elarocca: @polarizeme preferrable sans hair. but it Is wendy's we're talking about;)
elarocca: @polarizeme makes me want a wendy's frosty.
elarocca: ginger dinos! http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/2016540,CST-NWS-dinocolor28.article
elarocca: i'll tell you when my passwords don't match, mister.
elarocca: Trying not to over hear a painful attempt at wooing by the college student seated nearby. iPod cannot be loud enough.
elarocca: however, a marriage between first cousins is not prohibited if both parties are 50 years of age or older.”
elarocca: Under IL law, good things come to those who wait: “The following marriages are prohibited: a marriage between cousins of the first degree;
elarocca: hmm, "new" goodwill dresser came pre-stocked w/ its own lingerie. yeech.
elarocca: Early obsevations on state government: not punctual even by my standards.
elarocca: @kirs10chan what? that is crazy! is he a groupie:)!?
elarocca: Naan attack!
elarocca: @JtotheC thank you momma! I think you're supposed to cone back to Illinois, no?:)
elarocca: I forgot how fun board games can be. Dominated in apples to apples:)
elarocca: surprisingly kind words from coworkers learning of my departure, and many indications that they too want to be done w/ billable hrs:)
elarocca: @Tarina new trabajo:)!
elarocca: @polarizeme thank ya!
elarocca: @holcasaur at least it cleanses the palate. continually.
elarocca: i appear to be wearing eau de stale coffee.
elarocca: if only sancations motivated iran in the way that cookies motivate me.
elarocca: @TwoBuckDuck shrimp and spinach!
elarocca: @TwoBuckDuck then it has to be crust and anchoives
elarocca: @TwoBuckDuck Shrimp &Anchovies:)
elarocca: @mischadehart hey lady, what can we bring to the fete tomorrow?
elarocca: Fellow Amtrak passenger made it all the way til 10:30 before cracking that beer. Is it possible I miss ATA?:)
elarocca: It appears that Meat Loaf works at city hall
elarocca: at least one thing is coming up Milhouse.
elarocca: it's a summertime music day!
elarocca: @polarizeme @tarina i might have to switch my last name after all:)
elarocca: @vblopez AHHHH! love him:)
elarocca: @polarizeme i think he's still got lots of cred in certain circles ('80s kids?) and will def see the informant.
elarocca: @polarizeme go scott bakula!
elarocca: control z just saved my email and i owe it all to a threadless shirt:)
elarocca: after-lunch halloween candy was re-categorized after-breakfast halloween candy and dealt with accordingly
elarocca: @holcasaur i just did that this morning, so i get to go first.
elarocca: drinking coffee. coming to life. doing robot dance.
elarocca: malaise.
elarocca: @mischadehart i dream about the everything green salad:)
elarocca: blinded me with science. and some battery acid.
elarocca: good god, i think i like the new u2 song.
elarocca: @mischadehart and @scottvdp Yay, my hubs can make up for my poor CC showing:)
elarocca: @wendimyb alas, i was eating chilaquiles during the marathon yesterday. next year, right:)?
elarocca: @sasfroman i'm feeling the same!
elarocca: @sasfroman i'm feeling the same!
elarocca: @kirs10chan too bad, next time! it was sort of me initiating, in response to her wedding thank you card suggestion. it will be fun:)
elarocca: @kirs10chan too bad, next time! it was sort of me initiating, in response to her wedding thank you card suggestion. it will be fun:)
elarocca: @kirs10chan fun but fast! sunday morning -- nar and i are having brunch. you should come! time/place TBD.
elarocca: @kirs10chan fun but fast! sunday morning -- nar and i are having brunch. you should come! time/place TBD.
elarocca: girl talk. NYE. congress theater. get tix now. woo! is it possible that i will look forward to NYE this year?!?
elarocca: girl talk. NYE. congress theater. get tix now. woo! is it possible that i will look forward to NYE this year?!?
elarocca: a lady complimented my gym (?!) bag, but then told me hers had caused a tumor (?).
elarocca: a lady complimented my gym (?!) bag, but then told me hers had caused a tumor (?).
elarocca: @jdotp did they going to burlington coat factory? cuz that's where my credit card stealers lived it up.
elarocca: @jdotp did they going to burlington coat factory? cuz that's where my credit card stealers lived it up.
elarocca: daley plaza olympic rally warming up crowd w/ what appears to be a whitesnake tribute band
elarocca: daley plaza olympic rally warming up crowd w/ what appears to be a whitesnake tribute band
elarocca: how did i forget to shower this morning?
elarocca: how did i forget to shower this morning?
elarocca: whoopee, it's time for my favorite steakhouse:)
elarocca: whoopee, it's time for my favorite steakhouse:)
elarocca: @Tarina i have a baseball bat that can double as a cane, should you need it:)
elarocca: @Tarina i have a baseball bat that can double as a cane, should you need it:)
elarocca: @kirs10chan what's up with the jobby? besides the sweet nkotb cube:)
elarocca: @kirs10chan what's up with the jobby? besides the sweet nkotb cube:)
elarocca: things pissing me off today: my computer and the democrats voting against a public option. not necessarily in that order.
elarocca: things pissing me off today: my computer and the democrats voting against a public option. not necessarily in that order.
elarocca: @kirs10chan it appears that crunch will close for good;( i go to the one on grand/wabash
elarocca: @kirs10chan it appears that crunch will close for good;( i go to the one on grand/wabash
elarocca: pouring a gatorade out for my beloved gym that will be closed when i return home from vacation.
elarocca: pouring a gatorade out for my beloved gym that will be closed when i return home from vacation.
elarocca: @wendimyb woah, congrats to you two!!
elarocca: @wendimyb woah, congrats to you two!!
elarocca: Fellow store patron is dressed like a pirate. And he means it.
elarocca: Fellow store patron is dressed like a pirate. And he means it.
elarocca: @kirs10chan hmm, it's passed so i think i'm going to make it:)
elarocca: @kirs10chan hmm, it's passed so i think i'm going to make it:)
elarocca: metal taste infusing my mouth. is this the beginning of the end? thank god i get to go at work, just as i'd hoped.
elarocca: metal taste infusing my mouth. is this the beginning of the end? thank god i get to go at work, just as i'd hoped.
elarocca: @JtotheC cabo! i basically forced the booking lady to decide for me, as i was suffering from too many choices. i would be a happy commie:)
elarocca: @JtotheC cabo! i basically forced the booking lady to decide for me, as i was suffering from too many choices. i would be a happy commie:)
elarocca: so stressful to book a vacation! now i understand the role of travel agents.
elarocca: @mischadehart thanks dear! i'm pretty sure i was powered by delicious, wonderful beets.
elarocca: @wendimyb thanks!! thank god i had a good warm up on saturday:)
elarocca: @kirs10chan thanks dear! whats the plan tonight?
elarocca: @Tarina thanks lady!! i am refueling w/ brownies today:)
elarocca: 13.1 miles done. Now time for carbs:)
elarocca: @kirs10chan so funny. Yes yes I did!
elarocca: Even a few minutes of a bag of dog poop in your hallwall is a few minutes too long
elarocca: your job is answering questions. if you can't do that without an attitude, get a new job. grr.
elarocca: @polarizeme the new tat is super sweet!
elarocca: @sasfroman have you met my goldfish:)?
elarocca: @holcasaur did you reasonably rely on that beat he created with his good arm, inducing you to pour that sugar? i think we know the answer
elarocca: @holcasaurdid you reasonably rely on that beat he created with his good arm, inducing you to pour that sugar? i think we know the answer
elarocca: @kirs10chan when a bunch of ppl use texts or FB or something to arrange to ambush a spot, do something that is usually funny, and bolt:)
elarocca: overheard middle aged lady explaining the concept of a flash mob to a young associate. funny.
elarocca: @sasfroman blue IS your color. Happy birthday squash!
elarocca: donate blood, get cookies. i'm in.
elarocca: Observing an intense drunken confession of love and covert mysogynism. Ah champagne!
elarocca: Summer, you're such a fraud.
elarocca: @jdotp the wine??:)
elarocca: @polarizeme i think i'm one of those new cool, office-bound spies. and,if you must kill me, i'll know its only b/c you finish your missions
elarocca: stupid international espionage. why must you be so complex?
elarocca: @detour1999 YAY! congrats! clean out the pool and swim a victory lap:)
elarocca: @Tarina you will have a baby beth soon if such tactics are employed!
elarocca: @wendimyb i welcome all comers. i think we can win at least a free bag of life savers:)
elarocca: @wendimyb i welcome all comers. i think we can win at least a free bag of life savers:)
elarocca: @kirs10chan all i can ask is that you buy, eat bags of LS, repeat. sadly, the only joy that seems to result is from eating LS, not winning
elarocca: @kirs10chan all i can ask is that you buy, eat bags of LS, repeat. sadly, the only joy that seems to result is from eating LS, not winning
elarocca: how many bags of life savers does a girl have to eat before she wins a free prize??? this contest must be rigged.
elarocca: my hair is apparently trying to outcrazy itself one day to the next this week. today i'm rockin a semi comb over look sans the bald spot.
elarocca: things the jury is out on: apriocots.
elarocca: @jdotp WHAT?:)!!??
elarocca: I've learned groups of ppl walking through crowds always have the hairy bright white guy as the caboose.
elarocca: Plucked a gray hair. Now ready for lollapalooza:)
elarocca: tom petty. so good on a summer day.
elarocca: @kirs10chan i was SO going to buy those last week, but resisted, only to eat a cookie instead:)
elarocca: @Tarina thank you dear! i <3 you too!
elarocca: @Tarin thank you dear! i <3 you too!
elarocca: my biggest fear... a hammerhead: http://bit.ly/rnAd5
elarocca: NOT to say you have to love me, but this person hates me for no good reason. seems you should at least have courage enough to have a reason
elarocca: off to a grueling 5K
elarocca: my coworker just saved a life with cpr. staying alive, staying alive! time to renew my cert.
elarocca: senate finance comm's healthcare bill is scored under a cool $1t. enoouraging.
elarocca: think my work just paged charelton heston
elarocca: @polarizeme i'm shocked that exists. don't ppl know about alcohol:)?
elarocca: bummer. some one must have replaced the caffeine in my coffee w/ ruffies.
elarocca: mmm...i kind liked holding that baby... confusing.
elarocca: did i just get excited that my document number is a "good" number (1445555)? oh gawd.
elarocca: successful outdoor exercise excursion wihout any skinned body parts. my inner ear is back with the program!
elarocca: @holcasaur be thankful it took this long to arrive at that point!
elarocca: @sasfroman it's the beginning of the end! or maybe that was '78:)
elarocca: why oh why aren't i better at math? sigh.
elarocca: @wendimyb ruh-roh. has someone been blacklisted:)?
elarocca: woah! the 10th centrury GrandVizier of Persia took his 117K book library with him everywhere on camels trained to walk in alphabetical order
elarocca: somewhat gimped out today after losing my bike battle w/the elston train tracks. where is that stimulus $ to make the roads smooth?
elarocca: @kirs10chan fun girls weekend. back w/ sunburn now:)
elarocca: Off to Michigan!
elarocca: @wendimyb who should own a nursing home. riveting!