Dylan R.
detour1999: for real, people. Iron Maiden makes the day bearable.
detour1999: @joevw are you going to get them to redesign your site?
detour1999: @jcelkay sup, dude? welcome to the tweet-machine.
detour1999: @skabaru so wrong...
detour1999: @knengland13 I was going to say...
detour1999: @knengland13 wait, wat?
detour1999: I missed the registration for #googleio. Anyone know of any left over tix/tix they don't need/other crazy ways to score tix?
detour1999: @IDMPhoto been considering something similar, myself...
detour1999: my boy, @milorichard, is a crawling fool.
detour1999: @skabaru you should drive over there like a dick, then drive over here like a dick.
detour1999: I wish handlebar delivered.
detour1999: I have 944 unread reader items... must read 33 of them so it's a non-lame porsche...
detour1999: RT ditto. @harper: playing with @thinktankapp. awesome thus far
detour1999: @rabble Congrats! Perfection!
detour1999: @pekpongpaet it took me a hilariously long time. Ha!
detour1999: @pekpongpaet it took me a hilariously long time. Ha!
detour1999: @rabble that's amazing! Also, have a good night and get some sleep, long days ahead!
detour1999: @rabble So exited! Congrats!
detour1999: @rabble So exited! Congrats!
detour1999: @skabaru you could always play with yourself...
detour1999: @skabaru you could always play with yourself...
detour1999: I may seriously need to get a life. One should not be this excited about tiny incremental changes to error states.
detour1999: I may seriously need to get a life. One should not be this excited about tiny incremental changes to error states.
detour1999: @chadpaulson @polarizeme y'all should probably go home and have fun.
detour1999: @chadpaulson @polarizeme y'all should probably go home and have fun.
detour1999: @chadpaulson @polarizeme y'all should probably go home and have fun.
detour1999: This should be far less than a pound of flesh.
detour1999: This should be far less than a pound of flesh.
detour1999: This should be far less than a pound of flesh.
detour1999: RT @dansinker: Thinking about having "not my fault" tattooed permanently on my forehead.
detour1999: RT @dansinker: Thinking about having "not my fault" tattooed permanently on my forehead.
detour1999: RT @dansinker: Thinking about having "not my fault" tattooed permanently on my forehead.
detour1999: RT @jeffrey: RT @stevejang: One person's wishlist is another person's backlog.
detour1999: RT @jeffrey: RT @stevejang: One person's wishlist is another person's backlog.
detour1999: why are all the cheap decent tdi's in maine?
detour1999: @IDMPhoto sissy. Also, you should have brought me a veggie maiden. I would have traded for kids clothes ;)
detour1999: RT @lessig: My video for the OpenVideoAlliance has been DMCA'd. http://bit.ly/dxy1Yw
detour1999: @nikete that is really good news.
detour1999: @IDMPhoto I hate you so much right now.
detour1999: thanks again to @chrismessina & @daveman692 for stopping by @threadless this morning. lots of great conversation/ideas about openness.
detour1999: @scottvdp you and @skabaru should talk about people using your email addresses. it's hilarious.
detour1999: @scottvdp @skaw @polarizeme @atkinsm if we're doing this, let's do it right. cornrows. for that, I'm in.
detour1999: @carliedt congrats! that's awesome!
detour1999: @daveman692 you should stop by @threadless for lunch and to talk open tech while you're in chicago.
detour1999: @chrismessina if you've got time to spare in Chicago, you should swing by @threadless. would love to chat.
detour1999: @Immerito that made the afternoon better. thanks.
detour1999: @skabaru is this news ;)
detour1999: @rackerjoe it worked.
detour1999: @skabaru it misses on one count... -cheap.
detour1999: @skabaru want.
detour1999: RT @FallenPegasus: if the US govt can get my `phone's loc from the telcos sans warrent, I want access to that same datastream for myself!
detour1999: @hiromiusagi HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hooray!!
detour1999: @jedberg if you end up with an extended stay in Chicago, come work at @threadless tomorrow.
detour1999: united cancelled the flight that brings Sarah and @milorichard home. luckily they got put on the next flight out, so they will be home soon!
detour1999: @polarizeme you should probably bring me some.
detour1999: @skabaru did you like that video? because you only told me about it 3 times in the last 20 minutes so I wasn't sure ;)
detour1999: RT @eng: http://bit.ly/bCTWRX gave me an honest to goodness LOL
detour1999: @skaw that is a really good point.
detour1999: @atkinsm I hope you get here soon!
detour1999: RT @atkinsm: With all the stupid events in the winter Olympic games, why isn't there ice skate jousting?
detour1999: @shonki they also sound delicious!
detour1999: @shonki that is awesome.
detour1999: I love this pic of @milorichard. New wallpaper on nexus one :) #nuevodad http://flic.kr/p/7DvPP4
Photo: AAARGH!

Milo is apparently deathly afraid of the camera.
Photo: AAARGH!

Milo is apparently deathly afraid of the camera.
detour1999: @dansinker that really scary! hope he's feeling better soon.
detour1999: @dansinker that is the most confusing sentence I've read in a while.
detour1999: @cdibona agreed. (;))
detour1999: @wearecareful I have it somewhere..
detour1999: @wearecareful that album is amazing.
detour1999: @jacobdehart that makes no sense... is it because of the weather? poor planning? that is annoying.
detour1999: @skabaru how'd you pull that off?
detour1999: @micah then don't. the people want to know...
detour1999: After 2 hours of fussing to indie rock, @milorichard passes out 30 seconds into ramones I wanna be sedated. #somyboy
detour1999: @juggernautco ditto.
detour1999: @eng that sounds awesome. we should get lunch sometime.
detour1999: @joevw seriously, set one aside for me. that's the shirt I was wearing when @milorichard was born ;)
detour1999: @dansinker isn't that just gmail's chat feature?
detour1999: @bpm140 our mothers have similar thought processes.
detour1999: some days I should not be allowed around people. Today is one of those days.
detour1999: @DanielReed hahaha, welcome to 2005.
detour1999: RT @FallenPegasus: re "Google Twitter Killer". im tired of "-killer" tech/biz positioning. Build stuff to interoperate, not "kill".
detour1999: um... @milorichard you don't know how to code. please stop trying to type in my terminal.
detour1999: @polarizeme that seriously happens to me several times a week.
detour1999: I have a lot of stuff that I need to get done by monday. step 1 should be sleep.
detour1999: It got cold.
detour1999: @destructar has horrible music.
detour1999: @jeffrey because xfinity is far more *X-TREME*!!!
detour1999: i forgot how much I totally fucking adore @deadmilkmen
detour1999: @skabaru i wish there were life plugins.
detour1999: @skabaru that's a neat trick. I would love to know how it's done sometime.
detour1999: @destructar needs to take a deep breath. maybe stop and smell some roses...
detour1999: @DHendy those are fucking awesome #cutyourhairhippy
detour1999: @atkinsm fuck grumpiness. you are awesome, and so is your life! FUCK YEAH!
detour1999: printers are a bunch of shit.
detour1999: @IDMPhoto that is true. it takes about 1 week for everyone to forget how to drive in snow.
detour1999: @jsb have we transitioned from physical to virtual with political support?
detour1999: @vmg2 please turn 4sq tweeting off. I would miss you if I had to unfollow you ;)
detour1999: @lashout done and done
detour1999: RT @dansinker: Why I'm voting for David Hoffman and why you should too: http://bit.ly/djyKvI
detour1999: @zkaplan @therealfitz thanks again for all of the effort you guys put in to making #ordcamp happen. It was brilliant.
detour1999: @bs a great choice on a cold day.
detour1999: @harper looks like a wizard.
detour1999: @dansinker I hope the future has trains.
detour1999: @chadpaulson w00t!
detour1999: RT @nikete: Financial Times urls have a ",Authorised=false.html" at then end, if you change it to true, it gives you the full contents of...
detour1999: RT @juggernautco: RT @jakobeast: I'm voting for @Hoffman4IL for Senate. Why? 'Cause his commercial says taint.
detour1999: @lashout we party.
detour1999: @acidargyle I used to use it a lot when I used enso by humanized... not since then.
detour1999: RT @rabble: So sad to hear, Howard Zinn (http://bit.ly/awGctS) has passed away. http://bit.ly/cXYqVd
detour1999: spent several hours last night listening to the ODB channel on @pandora_radio with @milorichard. hoping for a repeat tonight.
detour1999: RT @imsplitbit: I mean, sure the screen is bigger, but I already *have* an iPod touch. I don't need a bigger one.
detour1999: RT @harper: welcome to the word of closed platform computing.
detour1999: RT @skaw: the whole no multitasking thing on the table has pretty much killed it for me.
detour1999: @joestump why limit yourself to one or the other?
detour1999: @IDMPhoto I have no idea what you're talking about, but it made me laugh.
detour1999: @abraham that is pretty clever.
detour1999: @dbentley agreed on that point - imposing morality on an inherently unjust system is confusing though.
detour1999: @dbentley not a sign of morality, merely acceptability.
detour1999: Figuring out the new phone and retraing muscle memory.
detour1999: @Festa9 yeah, well... your face is... um... uh... something something...
detour1999: Well, this is new and different.
detour1999: RT @mkapor: Finally, campaigns will be able to raise enough money http://bit.ly/4Nr2Tl If I could be more sarcastic, I would.
detour1999: Nice to be home. Happy to be in bed. Sleep.
detour1999: @skaw baby squats before changing. (your hand on bottom of his feet, push up. @milorichard takes 3 pumps, usually.)
detour1999: Woot. Going to make this flight!
detour1999: I really hope I can get on this plane.
detour1999: RT @paulsmith: Follow Wednesday: http://twitter.com/NBAJamAnnouncer
detour1999: @DHendy totally agreed.
detour1999: @DHendy :(
detour1999: @shonki that is a lot of poops!
detour1999: @DanielReed I do have amazing taste.
detour1999: @acidargyle brilliant!
detour1999: RT @atkinsm: I was just told by @Tarina that a fetus pees out of its belly button. Mind blown.
detour1999: Yeah, had to pass on the $20k bottle of wine.
detour1999: @shonki that's probably a good thing... I think.
detour1999: @knengland13 not mine.
detour1999: @spigumus btw, are we feeps?
detour1999: @magicalthinklet it's good?
detour1999: @rcollazo fuck yes. I get back on thursday...
detour1999: @polarizeme I will steal your friend.
detour1999: @rcollazo how long will you be in Chicago?
detour1999: @skaw is creeping me out.
detour1999: @knengland13 Boulder, CO for work for a couple days.
detour1999: Half empty plane. Woot.
detour1999: @skaw I hope I get to meet Dash soon.
detour1999: hilariously, my session keeps getting munged on google.com/phone when using chrome... I suppose I won't buy a nexus one right now...
detour1999: at ORD waiting for my plane... bummed about leaving Rah & @milorichard for the next couple days.
detour1999: @vmg2 rah and I appreciate it immensely. @milorichard misses you guys.
detour1999: @jedberg I think the law states that you are within your rights to smite them.
detour1999: Sidenote: this is awesome http://twitpic.com/y9b1q
detour1999: @dansinker I've been feeling badly for you for the past 2 days. Came home tonight to no Internet. Damned comcast. Tag, I'm it.
detour1999: @dbentley I love the telegraph feel of that.
detour1999: @jeffrey great. now my soul hurts. (although, it did prompt me to listen to text again, so thanks for that!)
detour1999: @cdibona when are you coming to Chicago next?
detour1999: @acidargyle seriously. we got two of them. wtf. just unsub the whole world.
detour1999: i am a terrible python programmer.
detour1999: RT awesometown. @neilhimself: @threadless thanks so much for the wonderful Spoiler tee shirt that Jill thompson passed on to me.
detour1999: Hilariously communal evening at @wholefoodschi.
detour1999: @carliedt must have pics.
detour1999: @IDMPhoto steal a piece of it for me ;)
detour1999: I should really go to sleep.
detour1999: @irrg AWESOME! Congrats!
detour1999: RT so awesome! @therealfitz: Free Data Liberation stickers available now! http://bit.ly/8MVCI6 @dataliberation #cagefreedata #chickens
detour1999: @harper agreed... I had to mute @magicalthinklet until she's done with those...
detour1999: taking a break from getting screamed at to work on stuff and listen to the dead milkmen.
detour1999: got @milorichard to sleep... trying so hard to not fall asleep myself right now..
detour1999: @kn0thing I am now wasting time trying to find a lynx that I can buy. Productivity goes to zero.
detour1999: RT @heybobnanna: Any sort of hacky sack going on here at work is WAY TOO fucking much hacky sack.
detour1999: @harper you don't get to start smoking.
detour1999: @kn0thing so... did they have any in stock?
detour1999: @abraham ext is to let me choose which apps acct to use for each individual mailto: (I needed it for CL car shopping)
detour1999: my first chrome extension is working as I want it to be for now... next step, refactor code and get @acidargyle to make it pretty.
detour1999: RT nice read @kn0thing: Great behind-the-scenes post from @jedberg about why @reddit was down for 71min http://bit.ly/8WAMHY
detour1999: I forgot how much I love dropbox. I set it up on 2 computers in the last 2 days... huge time saver. check it: http://fuk.ly/~jz
detour1999: Milo fell asleep listening to fracture. rawk.
detour1999: @threadless I think you meant "_some of_ the beadred men of @threadless" ;)
detour1999: @polarizeme it seems that stress has already challenged you. you are losing. fight it with sleep.
detour1999: @eng ditto. that's a kick in the nuts.
detour1999: I really want a #nexusone.
detour1999: @upso I love it.
detour1999: @harper I like to think that it was actually 132 people looking at it all year.
detour1999: Garfield Park Conservatory on a cold day == win!
detour1999: Need new songs to whistle to put @milorichard to sleep. French lullabyes and the misfits are getting old. Halp!
detour1999: @lashout I wish we had thought of that. :( now I want Thai.
detour1999: @Tarina lies!
detour1999: @jeffrey almost... but actually some crazy plans to totally (re)do my pick-up... going to try to have some fun with it...
detour1999: thinking about heading to the junkyard... i have some crazy plans.
detour1999: @dversdzn everything ok?
detour1999: Getting ready to get on a plane again. Sad and happy at the same time.
detour1999: @vmg2 also, hang out with me and @milorichard more often.
detour1999: RT @halgas: Namaste to you too Whole Foods employee.
detour1999: @skaw congrats to you and the fam!
detour1999: @DanielReed must have.
detour1999: @rcollazo it is. We'll find a way to keep you warm.
detour1999: RT @threadless: CHICAGO: Help us identify these holiday elves for a $1000 reward. http://bit.ly/6927KL (pls RT)
detour1999: RT @joevw: you don't mess with nerds
detour1999: wow. @milorichard is 4 months old today.
detour1999: as good a day as any to remind people of this: http://fuk.ly/~jn
detour1999: @skaw glad to hear. Looking forward to meeting that baby; but not til later.
detour1999: @reybango working out awesomely. And has been for years.
detour1999: @jsb car is a good call.
detour1999: Hey, bay area friends! I'm here to visit for a bit. Hit me up so we can hang out.
detour1999: @tcabeen I am indeed a new father. it is awesome.
detour1999: @vmg2 yup
detour1999: RT @cdibona: the weather could use an api.
detour1999: @harper I would like some fresh lime soda. it sounds delicious.
detour1999: @rabble congrats!
detour1999: RT @rabble: My new thing, @OneAppAtATime, just got written up in @gigaom. http://bit.ly/8v4iFx Flash games to the iPhone.
detour1999: RT @scottvdp: Here's an interesting question for you twitter folks: Will a magic eraser get blood off of my walls? Don't ask.
detour1999: On a crazy empty flight with Sarah, Armelle and @milorichard. Woot!
detour1999: RT @bpm140: Like 12 rappers onstage passing the mic. Dude just name checked Yo Gabba Gabba and the crowd went nuts. #srsly
detour1999: Up early to leave on a jet plane.
detour1999: I miss @jeffrey I hope we get to run into each other in the bay area soon.
detour1999: @FrauDesign how long you guys going to be in Chicago for?
detour1999: my eyes burn when I look at a computer screen. I may need a vacation.
detour1999: I am so fucking done with today, but it won't end.
detour1999: pretty sure my entire family is avoiding me online. ha! I'm on here way more than they are, good luck not running into me!
detour1999: @Tarina rest. fuck productivity.
detour1999: wow, apparently that works. nice work on the twitter->gmail interface there. I didn't even know I could do that!
detour1999: dear gmail, please delete those 50k emails I asked you to. all my love, dylan.
detour1999: @skabaru haha, wanna put snows on the jetta for me?
detour1999: RT @skaw: New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths http://bit.ly/8nlasV
detour1999: @rackerjoe lucky!
detour1999: @rackerjoe did you finally get home?
detour1999: i love that @ibips guy.
detour1999: phew, I think we made @threadless fast again...
detour1999: I could handle this day being over. ferrealz.
detour1999: RT @acidargyle: We decorated the Christmas tree last night and it snowed before morning. Windows 7 was my idea.
detour1999: @jeffrey I'm also missing it. Going to grandpa's 75th instead.
detour1999: @carliedt w00t! you should meet @milorichard when you're here.
detour1999: @carliedt how long is a bit?
detour1999: @abraham hours later I have 2 minutes. Lmk if you still want resume reviewers.
detour1999: @dversdzn sarah's pretty much fine. Still hobbling a bit, but much better. She's back at work.
detour1999: @skabaru what're you up to tonight? something fun, I hope.
detour1999: so, @milorichard has his first cold. he is not pleased at all... for that matter, neither am I.
detour1999: @jsb jealous. I only got 1 breakfast w/ my early weekend wake-up.
detour1999: RT @juggernautco:Best correction ever, @washingtonPost http://bit.ly/8vZhnu Note that Pubic Enemy thought 911 was in fact a joke, not 9/11
detour1999: @dansinker hit me up if you need mechanic references.
detour1999: You know what I forgot? Fleece-lined mother-fucking jeans, that's what... So ready for tomorrow.
detour1999: It is cold.
detour1999: I love when computers know more about my reality that I do. Commuting.in knew my bus was a block away. I couldn't even see it.
detour1999: @vmg2 awwwww, shucks.
detour1999: Walked, changed, napped, played, changed, fed, bathed, soothed, changed. Kicking ass at being a dad tonight. #notatotalfailure
detour1999: @DHendy agreed
detour1999: @vmg2 I'm at home with @milorichard. Stop by if bored.
detour1999: @jeffrey I like your style.
detour1999: @harper that's the damned truth.
detour1999: @vmg2 good luck!
detour1999: Headed back to Chicago. Excited to get back into the swing; if only for a week or two ;)
detour1999: I would probably kill someone for a wawa hoagie and lemonade right now.
detour1999: @garyvee that is the truth.
detour1999: So jealous. RT @jacobdehart: Getting a new battery for the delorean for a nice Wednesday drive
detour1999: travel with an infant and a hurt-kneed wife is going to be interesting.
detour1999: @harper I have a bunch of stuff on delicious from when I did my MacBook.
detour1999: @micah I love you sometimes.
detour1999: @jsb must have been something in the air. My wardrobe vetoed by Sarah at the same time.
detour1999: @wearecareful ditto / 2.
detour1999: trolling various websites looking for for donor cars.
detour1999: wharrgarbl
detour1999: RT @kn0thing: Adorable reddit alien made by a 6yr old (from memory!) http://bit.ly/8LSdAU Shame I'm going to have to sue her.
detour1999: @kn0thing that actually made me lol. in a meeting. thanks.
detour1999: @azaaza OMSD! Thank you! That will hopefully make my browsing happier at home. My previous work-around? Install ubuntu. ;)
detour1999: Sarah is getting pictures taken of her knee by a huge magnet. Score.
detour1999: @melissapierce it's very generous of you to call it working ;)
detour1999: I could handle having more than five minutes in a row to code.
detour1999: @therealfitz that all sounds like good to me.
detour1999: ran into some of the @everyblock at lunch today. @juggernautco makes me laugh every time we talk.
detour1999: i need a laptop right now.
detour1999: My life has become the movie groundhog day - except, in my version, each day consists solely of changing a diaper.
detour1999: @oldkenobi touché salesman.
detour1999: @oldkenobi your tweets make no sense to me sometimes.
detour1999: Up side to gimpy wife? Pizza for dinner for third time this week. So not worth it...
detour1999: Going to take @milorichard for what I hope to be an epic walk around the hood. If anyone wants to join me drop me a line.
detour1999: @jpengland welcome to twitter! Sarah and Milo are as well as can be. Sarah bused her knee the other day and can't walk. Other than that.. ;)
detour1999: I am a terrible nurse.
detour1999: @skabaru it's funny uh-oh. not funny haha.
detour1999: health insurance is a hilarious joke.
detour1999: RT @eargang: Asking someone if it's done yet does not make it go faster.
detour1999: I could use a couple more hours in this day to sleep.
detour1999: RT @culinaryculture: CulinaryCulture is now live and open to the public!!!! Check it out: http://www.culinaryculture.com
detour1999: Lesson learned: caring for infant and wife who can't walk and is in extreme pain == hard. Also hospitals are mostly just boring.
detour1999: Well, that was a shitacular night.
detour1999: @jacobdehart I'll be ordering pizza tonight. Does that count?
detour1999: @atkinsm why's that?
detour1999: @cmcavoy thank you so much for that.
detour1999: @acidargyle so tempting.
detour1999: king missile is absurd(ly awesome).
detour1999: At the globe. Mo is talking a bunch if shit about @harper. Hilarious.
detour1999: apparently @milorichard is a fan of Johnny Cash.
detour1999: @thomasryan nail on head.
detour1999: @dansinker you should teach those online. I'd take them.
detour1999: @jeffrey that's a big iPod!
detour1999: @ryankanno link?
detour1999: @jacobdehart that guy sounds really awesome!
detour1999: @imsplitbit that is the damned truth! fuck yeah, meetings!!! \m/
detour1999: @IDMPhoto turns out, that looks is very hard for an infant to pull off. We tried.
detour1999: @IDMPhoto this is an excellent idea. does he have to be dressed as a duck?
detour1999: @IDMPhoto i hate you.
detour1999: I forgot I had a webfaction account. trying to have some fun with it while looking at demos @ sdcchi.
detour1999: I am at SocialDevCampChicago.
detour1999: @chicagoalerts thanks for the info! Redline instead for me.
detour1999: This morning @milorichard got his formal introduction to the misfits and Danzig. I am a brilliant father.
detour1999: There's a small chance that I'll make it to sdcchi in time for the demos. Public transit is failing me.
detour1999: @abraham the beard is looking quite nice.
detour1999: @magicalthinklet not yet, no. I predict 3 months of sorta-cold for me.
detour1999: Sarah's back at work. I'm now on my second single dad shift. @milorichard currently sleeping in my arms. /me waits for other shoe to drop...
detour1999: @magicalthinklet 20 points for that one. (I am personally a fan of OMSD! - Oh my Sky Daddy!)
detour1999: @dansinker that is the first (only?) time a foursquare notification was worth reading to me.
detour1999: @jeffrey @carlosmanolo why wait for the future? You can be unimpressed right now!
detour1999: Grabbing a drink with @thomasryan and some of the tech awesome dudes.
detour1999: @skaw true. it was awesome to see you.
detour1999: @bpm140 I would have thought that was self evident...
detour1999: headed to @wholefoodschi to pick up pizza for dinner. hoping for a wonderfully lazy night.
detour1999: note to self... clean subversion more often.
detour1999: @rabble that is an awesome pic!
detour1999: @skabaru I could think of all kinds of things. Mostly car parts. Actually exclusively car parts.
detour1999: @elarocca awww. <3
detour1999: meeting meeting meeting meeting meeting
detour1999: @colepierce how brilliantly appropriate.
detour1999: @jsb oh shit! now I'm freaked out.
detour1999: @jsb oh shit. not I'm freaked out.
detour1999: @scottvdp that conference room is _so_ hot right now.
detour1999: I think Milo is finally going to sleep... As must I.
detour1999: Seriously tempted to buy a donor tdi to drive this winter and plan out a swap. (looking at craigslist. I can make this happen.)
detour1999: awesome meetings are awesome!
detour1999: @scottvdp I have no idea.
detour1999: does ideate really just mean think?
detour1999: forgot to namespace my exclamation...
detour1999: forgot to namespace my exclamation...
detour1999: I think the time has come for me to swap some tdis into some older vws. If anyone has a line on a full swap lmk.
detour1999: I think the time has come for me to swap some tdis into some older vws. If anyone has a line on a full swap lmk.
detour1999: The dog dressed as yoshi was by far the best costume I saw today.
detour1999: The dog dressed as yoshi was by far the best costume I saw today.
detour1999: Somewhat ironically, this parade apparently goes both ways.
detour1999: Somewhat ironically, this parade apparently goes both ways.
detour1999: Pretty sure the furry section of the parade just passed.
detour1999: Pretty sure the furry section of the parade just passed.
detour1999: Lunch with @vmg2 woot!
detour1999: Lunch with @vmg2 woot!
detour1999: RT @mg: Anyone live in, or know anyone in Netherlands Antilles? Need a giant favor.
detour1999: @mg if you find someone, let me know also... I need the same favor.
detour1999: @shonki hope the bandaid and Oreos help.
detour1999: @shonki hope the bandaid and Oreos help.
detour1999: @vmg2 I miss me some Vann.
detour1999: @vmg2 I miss me some Vann.
detour1999: @acidargyle I wish I had my coat right now.
detour1999: @Tarina we're working on getting him home right about..... now! (ok, soon)
detour1999: wtf, why was I not following @rackerjoe?
detour1999: @jsb that's good news. Milo prefers the clash and dead milkmen to Sarah's lullabies. (I win!)
detour1999: @IDMPhoto that's an awesome thing to see.
detour1999: @micah that sucks.
detour1999: It is weird to be at o'hare and not in terminal 1. It's like an alternate universe. I wonder what terminal 1 me is doing while i'm here at 3
detour1999: @acidargyle i think you're pretty awesome.
detour1999: Headed home to take care of a sick wife while I work. Rad.
detour1999: @skabaru I would be worried about starting fires from snapping in the future.
detour1999: @Festa9 the only thing that can make it faster is racing stripes...
detour1999: this vendor just demonstrated computer speed by snapping repeatedly.
detour1999: @scottvdp so, delicious?
detour1999: @cmcavoy that is beautiful. I am in awe.
detour1999: @atkinsm bring me some tomorrow, please. I'll be your best friend!
detour1999: @skaw what shirt was it? was the shirt cute, or were you cute in the shirt?
detour1999: note to self, @scottvdp is also really good at his job.
detour1999: turns out, I'm actually pretty fucking good at my job. awesome.
detour1999: I am eating pickles and chips for lunch. I am a paragon of health.
detour1999: @atkinsm pics?
detour1999: watching vendors fight amongst themselves. it is hilarious.
detour1999: sitting down to a long awesome day of meetings...
detour1999: Had a great time in the bay area. Wish I wasn't so horrible at planning so I could have met up with @jeffrey. Hopefully next time.
detour1999: Kind of back in the swing of things. Welcome back, work! It's been weird not having you around those couple days.
detour1999: @atkinsm both of those games sound pretty awesome.
detour1999: Dude on bike saw me waiting for ride; asked if I needed any weed. How courteous...
detour1999: Having some crazy Berkeley flashbacks.
detour1999: Did the mk vi jetta wagon come out and I missed the news?
detour1999: @rabble well played.
detour1999: I am apparently hilariously old. Rock.
detour1999: @dbentley or both... I would watch that show.
detour1999: I really don't care for liars and conniving
detour1999: @cmcavoy my coworkers are brilliant.
detour1999: I am horrible at going to sleep.
detour1999: @kellan go for it.
detour1999: I was kinda hoping that the nicotine craving would go away after a couple months. I'm a bitch to be around.
detour1999: @jeffrey I _totally_ understand where you're coming from. Muscle memory is hilarious.
detour1999: @spigumus it does. It's actually pretty good.
detour1999: @awesomeguy bow ties. no question.
detour1999: @awesomeguy nope. GREAT idea.
detour1999: @harper I just wanna tell you how Im feeling. Gotta make you understand.
detour1999: I miss background processes.
detour1999: @Harper rickrolling himself at his going away party. Thanks @scottvdp for the brilliant idea. http://twitpic.com/lt8qc
detour1999: Aw man. There goes the fucking neighborhood. :(
detour1999: @vmg2 what makes you think Lake Michigan won't cut you?
detour1999: @vmg2 Lake Michigan will fuck you up.
detour1999: @bpm140 woah.
detour1999: @mischadehart the buffalo 'chicken' wrap is disturbingly tasty. I crave that more than any single thing I've had in Chicago.
detour1999: Even if your job is awesome, sometimes leaving your family to go to work really sucks.
detour1999: fuck yes Crass. that is what I needed in my ears.
detour1999: @harper I have been that guy.
detour1999: @harper that shirt is amazing.
detour1999: going to turn off the social media for a minute so I can get some coding done...
detour1999: @vmg2 that's sweet of you to pick those up for the garage.
detour1999: @atkinsm I love it when you remember that twitter exists.
detour1999: @jsb those are really just suggestions...
detour1999: Pretty sure this iPhone isn't going to survive the end of this year. What should I replace it with?
detour1999: @harper so far this seems to be your normal scedule.
detour1999: downloading drivers for peripherals I was pretty sure I would never use ever again...
detour1999: since I missed The Dead Milkmen this weekend, I spent several hours today singing Milkmen songs to Milo... somehow that will balance out o_O
detour1999: @skabaru so I will learn what you are talking about in about 9 months.
detour1999: it is no longer warm in Chicago. my fingers are still cold from that hour long walk..
detour1999: @skabaru I have no idea what you are talking about... but i love that sentence for some reason.
detour1999: @jsb sarah made use of this privilege preemptively and spent a fair amount of labor catching up on Project Runway.
detour1999: @vmg2 bring me cookies!
detour1999: @Harper is a dick.
detour1999: @ollymoss agreed.
detour1999: @acidargyle I hate you so much right now.
detour1999: @harper @atkinsm has done a bunch of things in the past couple days that have all resulted in him making a sad face.
detour1999: @harper @atkinsm has done a bunch of things in the past couple days that have all resulted in him making a sad face.
detour1999: @harper @atkinsm has done a bunch of things in the past couple days that have all resulted in him making a sad face.
detour1999: @FrauDesign Milo = my son. He's awesome.
detour1999: @FrauDesign Milo = my son. He's awesome.
detour1999: @FrauDesign Milo = my son. He's awesome.
detour1999: Sarah is out with the techwives so I'm hanging out with Milo listening to @PhilOchs. He is not yelling at me tonight, which is pretty rad.
detour1999: Sarah is out with the techwives so I'm hanging out with Milo listening to @PhilOchs. He is not yelling at me tonight, which is pretty rad.
detour1999: Sarah is out with the techwives so I'm hanging out with Milo listening to @PhilOchs. He is not yelling at me tonight, which is pretty rad.
detour1999: @abraham probably. But i wouldn't have said so on a wi/608 specific Twitterclone. ;)
detour1999: @abraham probably. But i wouldn't have said so on a wi/608 specific Twitterclone. ;)
detour1999: @abraham probably. But i wouldn't have said so on a wi/608 specific Twitterclone. ;)
detour1999: @vmg2 Maybe. @domrichard gets into town tonight. We'll see.
detour1999: @vmg2 Maybe. @domrichard gets into town tonight. We'll see.
detour1999: @vmg2 Maybe. @domrichard gets into town tonight. We'll see.
detour1999: @vmg2 you are tempting fate by not yet owning {your name}.com ..there is every chance that it will not be available by the weekend...
detour1999: @vmg2 you are tempting fate by not yet owning {your name}.com ..there is every chance that it will not be available by the weekend...
detour1999: reminiscing about http://joecurleeday.com and sharing the joy with Sarah.
detour1999: reminiscing about http://joecurleeday.com and sharing the joy with Sarah.
detour1999: reminiscing about http://joecurleeday.com and sharing the joy with Sarah.
detour1999: @abraham I doubt it.
detour1999: @abraham I doubt it.
detour1999: @abraham I doubt it.
detour1999: @vmg2 because it's http://www.joecurleeday.com
detour1999: @vmg2 because it's http://www.joecurleeday.com
detour1999: @vmg2 because it's http://www.joecurleeday.com
detour1999: tomorrow is going to be a pretty rocking day.
detour1999: tomorrow is going to be a pretty rocking day.
detour1999: @jsb congrats to you both! I am always available for #neuvodad support. (seriously, I'm always awake.. hit me up...)
detour1999: @jsb congrats to you both! I am always available for #neuvodad support. (seriously, I'm always awake.. hit me up...)
detour1999: @jsb congrats to you both! I am always available for #neuvodad support. (seriously, I'm always awake.. hit me up...)
detour1999: I am excited for tomorrow.
detour1999: I am excited for tomorrow.
detour1999: @awesomeguy truth.
detour1999: @awesomeguy truth.
detour1999: @harper just reminded the tech team about his blowgun. @destructar is still shaking.
detour1999: Being told in no uncertain terms that I am inadequate and my presence is not appreciated. Sweet.
detour1999: Being told in no uncertain terms that I am inadequate and my presence is not appreciated. Sweet.
detour1999: @atkinsm I just emailed you. you should do the whole IM thing.
detour1999: @atkinsm I just emailed you. you should do the whole IM thing.
detour1999: really tempted to buy a media center pc.
detour1999: really tempted to buy a media center pc.
detour1999: Listening to @Harper hear abou the dark side of the Internet. Crazy people.
detour1999: Listen
detour1999: @Tarina only more on twitter than usual... ask @atkinsm, today was par for the course for me and f-bombs.
detour1999: @harper why do I feel that you are currently fucking me over hard?
detour1999: @dbentley I do love that depending on how you read it, my comment may be talking about making you a sex slave.
detour1999: Sometimes walking is an entirely appropriate alternative to buying a fucking bentley.
detour1999: flight prices are really insane in how dynamic they are. same flight: 3 days ago: $300, 2 days ago: $1050, yesterday: $300, today $650. wtf?
detour1999: sometimes I wonder when and if I'm going to finish college... ha.
detour1999: I'm going to California later this month and it can't come soon enough. I need a fucking break.
detour1999: @lashout Happiest of birthdays to you. You are an amazingly wonderful person.
detour1999: RT @harper: my coworkers are awesome. call 3123165642 please (of note: @destructar may be brilliant...)
detour1999: @kellan what does that mean
detour1999: That whole 'get Milo to sleep' thing didn't work out to well for me. Now I'm sleep deprived and late for work. This is not ideal.
detour1999: Had a great time talking activity streams with @skabaru. Now to get Milo to sleep, so I can sleep. Tomorrow will be another long day.
detour1999: @broox do it.
detour1999: @cmcavoy is making me laugh a little too much right now...
detour1999: I has a headache! awesometown.
detour1999: I am very excited for my new mattress to show up.
detour1999: I did not sleep nearly enough to be prepared for today.
detour1999: This bus smells like wet dog.
detour1999: @jeffrey I own the first 4 seasons, and used to watch it every week. No shame in it. That show is awesome.
detour1999: Bummed out.
detour1999: there are people that I really want to hate, but they are much too nice for me to hate them.
detour1999: @kellan <rimshot />
detour1999: @skabaru wait, wat? The Mazda?
detour1999: @acidargyle is currently a little dutch girl. it's an amazing transformation.
detour1999: It turns out @rackspace loves Milo almost as much as Milo loves @rackspace! Thanks @rcollazo! http://flic.kr/p/71nc94
Photo: Rackspace loves Milo!

My good buddy Robert Collazo from rackspace sent Milo something to wear so he would be nerdier than all the other kids.
Photo: Rackspace loves Milo!

My good buddy Robert Collazo from rackspace sent Milo something to wear so he would be nerdier than all the other kids.
Photo: Rackspace loves Milo!

this is going to be awesome when he fits into it.
Photo: Rackspace loves Milo!

this is going to be awesome when he fits into it.
Photo: Milo loves Rackspace!

Milo is going to leverage the shit out of the rackspace cloud for his webapps.
Photo: Milo loves Rackspace!

Milo is going to leverage the shit out of the rackspace cloud for his webapps.
detour1999: today I could use a free day to do fuck all with my life.
detour1999: @polarizeme it's true, I am otherworldly.
detour1999: I should really go to sleep.
detour1999: @FallenPegasus what's next?
detour1999: Happy when I see a nice mk2 drive by. Happier when I realize I know both the car and the owner.
detour1999: this Sunday is my beard's one year birthday. I may have to break down and return the beard to normal stylz.
detour1999: @rabble that is awesome.
detour1999: I miss seeing all of my friends @ replies to people I'm not following. It helped me find people I should be following.
detour1999: I would not be opposed to my bus actually showing up. #tiredofwaiting
detour1999: trying to think about things in small bursts. I have thought throttling lately.
detour1999: @skabaru congratulations, and about fucking time.
detour1999: @bpm140 it's tomorrow for me. can you preemptively ruin my workday?
detour1999: music for today: searched for "straight" - lots of sXe, random punk and NWA. I'm pretty happy with how that panned out.
detour1999: Also, my dream had a soundtrack by Leonard Cohen.
detour1999: Had a horrible dream last night about my family dying. Weird. Well, time for me to leave my wife and son happily sleeping and go to work.
detour1999: I have had a very pleasant evening with my wife and son. Now, reading then sleep.
detour1999: @skabaru not yet. He's been to o'hare, target, and bleeding heart, though. That probably averages out to one ikea.
detour1999: @vmg2 awesometown!!! Also, my phone autocompletes awesometown. That is awesometown.
detour1999: About to go on walk number 2 today. Rager.
detour1999: while everyone else was sipping champagne, I was elbow deep in shit.
detour1999: oh sleep... why are you so elusive?
detour1999: ironically, the kid is asleep.
detour1999: @harper nope
detour1999: wow, that juniper ssl vpn is wonky as fuck on linux.
detour1999: holy shit. I have the stupid ssl vpn working on ubuntu. shock and awe!
detour1999: @therealfitz I am so incredibly jealous right now.
detour1999: computer and stuff set up at home... now to try to get the ssl vpn to work on ubuntu...
detour1999: My life would be significantly easier of late if I did not necessitate sleep.
detour1999: Buying more computer stuff for home so I can do stuff from home. Awesome.
detour1999: @ask I am starting to become familiar with these same moods.
detour1999: @rcollazo I'm at O'hare picking up my sister. We should find eachother and hug!
detour1999: So excited to see @ellemra17 later today!
detour1999: @skaw thanks! It took us long enough, it had better be good :)
detour1999: Once more, for the morning crowd: My boy = Milo Ochs Etienne Richard. Rock-tastic.
detour1999: @awesomeguy nice work! Congrats to the both of you.
detour1999: My boy = Milo Ochs Etienne Richard. Rock-tastic.
detour1999: The two hours sleep I got this morning cost me $60. This is totally worth it, and I wish that I could trade more money for more sleep.
detour1999: @lashout girls are easy to name. ;)
detour1999: Tomorrow we make this kids name official.
detour1999: @ellemra17 she probably will eventually... but she doesn't yet.
detour1999: Listening to Pink Floyd with my son. Apparently, I'm channelling my mother.
detour1999: @joestump it's easy to never ship a bug when you never ship anything.
detour1999: @dbentley thanks! Yeah, the environmentalism of cash for clunkers was unfortunately always a byproduct. Although, not sure I could do better
detour1999: @dbentley but it's not about the environment at all.
detour1999: @domrichard you should call me later.
Photo: Happy plug

detour1999: Pretty sure Sarah and I have decided on a name. More details soon.
detour1999: @harper thanks.
detour1999: Going from about 14 hours a day in front of a computer to less than one is crazytown.
detour1999: @skabaru might bring me back a taste of the east coast! I need to get out more.
detour1999: Today I hope to name my child.
detour1999: @IDMPhoto not yet. I'm a total slacker. And indecisive. And so is my wife ;)
detour1999: Thinking about the nature of doing things... I'm very interested by my thought process.
detour1999: The things I look up on google has shifted fairly dramatically in the past week.
detour1999: @micah that is brilliant.
detour1999: @IDMPhoto wawa hands down. Don't disagree or we can't be friends anymore.
detour1999: Pretty excited to reconnect with old friends. Pretty bummed I'm going to miss my cousins wedding. Missing Philly bunches right about now.
detour1999: @micah had a little boy last Friday. Name tbd. (I'm a slacker)
detour1999: @harper he's a chip off the old beard.
detour1999: Wishing I could just name my child a variable. $names = array();
detour1999: I may actually get some sleep right now! Rock! Zzzzzzz
detour1999: I wouldn't mind a couple hours of sleep.
detour1999: I am tired.
detour1999: My wife is amazing.
detour1999: I has a son.
detour1999: @Tarina I love cupcakes.
detour1999: @JenCurlee so far so good. hopefully tomorrow morning!
detour1999: wondering where my sister is.
detour1999: Sarah just woke up from an epic nap. Now, if I could just fall asleep myself...
detour1999: tonight is going to be a long night.
detour1999: @harper on it's way... but is totally a slacker.
detour1999: @skabaru isn't Norah's birthday the 22nd?
detour1999: Moving along slowly but surely.
detour1999: @domrichard probably tomorrow. We're going to try to get some sleep now.
detour1999: Sarah's on the six minute train to painville.
detour1999: @lashout @acidargyle no real news yet... at least, there better not be. I'm still at work.
detour1999: @skaw how have you liked 8/19 as a b-day? inquiring minds want to know. ;)
detour1999: I'm kinda happy about the small fires that have been popping up at work. I don't have the capacity for a full on project right now. win win.
detour1999: Going to bed early. I could use a break from stress.
detour1999: thinking about going on a walk to go get some spicy thai food.
detour1999: apparently I need to tweet more.
detour1999: Boredboredbored.
detour1999: I am a terrible waiter.. or terrible at waiting.. which ever makes more sense. or, actually probably both.
detour1999: @lashout modern makes more sense.. and is generally filtered better.
detour1999: @harper I just showed Sarah the "how is babby formed" swf. That may just induce labor from laughing.
detour1999: @harper hours away. Not sure how many hours. But hours.
detour1999: @Tarina :) I'm trying not to freak out with the reality of my situation.
detour1999: Months to weeks. Weeks to days. Days to hours?
detour1999: @harper on its way.
detour1999: @rcollazo awesome. thanks for that!
detour1999: I have been listening to Radon by Atom and his Package for the last two days... about 150 times in a row.
detour1999: parsing a bunch of text. wishing I were better at creative algorithms, or understood natural language processing.
detour1999: @joestump that is mesmerizing.
detour1999: I have been preparing for sleepness nights with sleepless nights. I am a genius.
detour1999: @harper this aggression will not stand.
detour1999: I actually just dropped the computer on my head. I hope Sarah doesn't laugh so hard she goes into labor. Awesome.
detour1999: @justventing some people are just horrible human beings. to the crazy bitch that insulted my sister: you're one of them.
detour1999: @justranting some people are just horrible human beings. to the crazy bitch that insulted my sister: you're one of them.
detour1999: Lunch pho and I are not friends today.
detour1999: Had dinner at blind faith cafe for the first time in a couple years. Really disappointing. Less selection, less healthy, less tasty. Sad.
detour1999: I hate unbalanced parentheses in ims.
detour1999: There are few things more satisfying than getting sound to work on Linux without asking someone for help. (total time: 2 hours)
detour1999: @upso you are in chicago? We should be hanging out.
detour1999: @vmg2 sucker. ;)
detour1999: @kellan that is a good tip.
detour1999: i fear that my beard's days are numbered. need ideas of fun stuff to do with it before it's gone.
detour1999: today will be nothing but Phil Ochs for me. I may not actually move. Just sit and listen to Phil. I need a day like that.
detour1999: I saw the same lotus elise twice this morning. It's beautiful, but seriously, why buy an elise in taupe?
detour1999: man... I wish there were new pics on fukung.
detour1999: @acidargyle Aren't you extremely awesome today? Yes... yes you are. #awesomeupdater
detour1999: Headed home after a nice relaxing day off. Now, if only the bus would show up.
detour1999: @rabble lunch sounds awesome. drop me a line when you get in, and we'll figure something out.
detour1999: @rabble absolutely! you going to be in the city proper?
detour1999: I can tell the time by which cars drive by my bus stop.
detour1999: really wish my ears would pop. i'm tired of being sick.
detour1999: @eng fascinating! both of those things are true!
detour1999: My coworkers are simultaneously awesome and horrible at coming up with baby names.
Blog: look, somebody knows me!
so, eli tagged me in an internet meme. apparently I’m supposed to list seven things about myself that are interesting or obscure, then tag 7 other people to do the same. This should be interesting… as I’m barely introspective enough to think of seven things people might find interesting or obscure, and I’m not sure [...]
Blog: weird people visit this site.
I was just checking over some google analytics stuff, and checked the keywords that people who ended up on this blog used to search… here’s a quick selection:
detour1999
1999.com
first time in the ass
google and friends and people
ok, ok, wat?, ok…
seriously wtf? hilarious.
-d.
Blog: the new version of PDT is awesome.
PDT Project.
One thing that I should remember to do (in addition to my tech-i-use page) is get the RSS feed for releases… then I wouldn’t have been three days late to the PDT 2.0 party.
I’ve moved one of my dev machines to PDT 2.0 (eclipse 3.4) and so far it’s pretty cool (it fixed my [...]
Blog: new wordpress.
I updated to the newest version of wordpress now that I have a relatively steady internet connection, and I have been mesmerized by the changes. Seriously, I have just been playing around in the admin panel for about 20 mintues just checking out all the new features.
I must say, I am incredibly impressed. This [...]
Blog: being without internet
is a pain in the ass.
I am on vacation for the first time in ages, and for the first time in longer than I can remember I have been mostly without internet.
So, I had to do something about that.
Using this sweet app, these directions and FoxyProxy I am now writing this on my laptop on [...]
Blog: Phones and such.
I got an iPhone a while back, and I must admit that it is one of the nicest examples of consumer electronics I have ever used.
I’m writing this post on it right now. I never would have dreamed of writing a blog post on my old mda (even with its full qwerty keyboard…) it was [...]
Photo: ff3.0.1

trusty firefox actually didn't do so bad..
Photo: ie8

seems like ie8 isn't much better than ie6... kinda sad.
Photo: safari

not bad, I guess...
Blog: The survey…
A List Apart’s yearly “survey for people who make websites” is up.
I took it. It took about 5 minutes to fill out.
I love data, so all of you should take it too.. (if you make websites)
werd up.
-d.
Blog: Welcome to 2007, Dylan…
So, I got off of my lazy ass and installed Windows Live Writer.
I’ve heard from so many people that I should try it out for blogging, but as I mentioned above… I’m really lazy.
First impression: it’s pretty nice, I guess.
Second impression: I essentially stopped using almost all software made by microsoft about a year [...]
Blog: Firefox 3: thoughts and impressions.
Well, I did my part.
I just installed the latest Firefox as part of download day.
My first thoughts (I haven’t looked at ff3 since and early beta…)
- I miss my bookmarks that all got deleted (meh.)
- I miss(ed) firebug. (getfirebug.com v.1.1 v.1.2 works just fine)
- I miss(ed) firecookie (http://www.softwareishard.com/blog/firecookie/firecookie-05-beta/ v0.5 seems to work fine)
- Firefox no [...]
Blog: my life as a sitcom.
So, I’m getting married…
For some reason there are a bunch of people that share my and my fiancees names, so I was unable to get dylanandsarah.com or any variation on that… out of frustration, I found a URL that fit my mood.
myfuckingwedding.com
awesome.
in a fit of brilliance, my wife-to-be suggested dylanlovessarah.com. Acquired and set up. [...]